Why?? Why on earth.. it’s me.. shifting corners on the bed.. I was wondering.. or put it..complaining to God.. Why of all 22 people.. only I was destined to go where I have no desire to go.. not that the place is not cool.. but hey.. I am a North Indian.. and that too.. that hardcore North Indian whom some of my Bangalore friends call Chopu (Chapati Oriented People).. and some one.. who is a typical “born and brought up in Delhi” dude.. And that’s why it didn’t seem ridiculous when I asked my dad.. Dad!! do we need Visa to go to South India.. I mean .. Northern part is India.. but for South do we need Visa or something of that sort.. Ya I know its disgusting to say so.. but com’on its not that disgusting also.. but then the place I am going is a world where people fanaticized about IIT-IIM tags.. and God only knows.. if some clothes would need cleaning also.. Look at me.. if you know me.. as in .. in person.. do I like look like the kind of human who would anyways fit in that land.. shit Noooo!!! I remember why Sanju called me Pervert Bastard.. not that I think of only puberty related stuff.. but yeah.. I get blunt or say OPEN while discussing things..
Just see the life November 2008 onwards for me.. First this Delhi dude went to Singapore.. the place which entertains any Indian who grew up reading Playboy.. in torch light under quilt in winters or in washrooms in summers.. (Well yes.. I am focusing here on Male community of India).. and at my age, that time, after living almost more than a decade with puberty shining.. I had my reasons to symbolize the place with orgasmic heaven.. For that you get to see ample skin.. and to add the cherry to the cake was sale of all kinds of alcohol in damn any retail shop.. like a Hajmola you’ll find in almost any shop in India.. or say.. Zandu baam.. (What freaking name.. but yeah.. I heard its addictive ).. Truly that place was THE turning point.. where I became utterly blunt in my words.. and attained that enlightenment when I started being the “he is such a pain in @#$” guy.. by the way.. its a must visit place for anyone..
And then to Dubai.. oohhh.. Damn it.. never really loved anyplace more than that city.. If you have money .. no place would make that huuuggee bags of money look insulted than this place would.. I somehow adore that place still.. though my friends are of else view.. Do I care.. Hell no!!!.. The only part of a female you will be able to see would be covered with Gold and more Gold.. and that too.. so much of it.. that you would .. literally start believing that the female is gold plated.. and yes.. its a place to see.. how imaginations turn to reality..
And then the twist.. Loku.. your joining will be in Bangalore.. and I was like.. OMG!!! See.. for people like me.. Chintu, Pintu, Monu, Tonu are names.. but the likes of names you may find in southern part .. we only learn that long words when we pass our primary education.. ( Yes.. public schools kids might learn a little earlier ).. but this place treated me so well.. that if not Delhi.. then Bangalore.. is where I would wish to live.. but the shock of the life came when final posting was set in the land of TamilNadu.. and then the torture started..
Everyone of my batch mate will sit with me for atleast 10 minutes with google map on computer screen and helping me in “Chenni Darshan”.. they all bloody exaggerate sooo much.. that it freaks the soul of me (Yeah.. I do have a soul, I have to.. i have read Geeta).. and I would literally start smelling coconut oil on the murg tangri (Chicken leg piece) I would be planning to have in lunch.. but then thats what friends are for.. Exaggerating things.. and making sure that you freak the hell from it.. I mean truly.. they are most hated devils around you.. exaggerating so much that it wouldn’t feel mad.. if they describe a mere handshake as an attempt to rape.. yeah.. true.. I would do that if someone had been in my shoes.. at this moment ..
Though I know most of the tales I am listening are nothing but bluffs.. or say.. “intended torture for me”.. I am so looking forward to see that place.. with my Avenger ( m planning to buy one ) and the places around..