“Hey!! Hi.. I am Varun.. You know your TCS phone Friend.. “.. “oh! Yeah hi.. ” and blah blah.. We talked for a few more moments until I played what I am best at.. Another “Near to Death” prank.. (yeah.. Death for me by the way).. “I think I am in love with you..Every one there in college keeps talking about you and me and how we can be the best couple.. So I came here all the way to confess my feelings..” She looked aghast.. Almost dropped to dead silence.. “No its ok.. If you don’t feel the same way.. I am not saying you also feel the same.. All I wanted to confess my heart to you..” She is still in the recovery mode.. But her history about being the Weapon of Mass Destruction and specializing typically in MALE GENDER made me to keep one of her most embarrassing moments to the length of gentle trot.. So I finally woke her up from her worst nightmare coming true.. But wait.. I am ME and so had to push it till the brim.. “Hey listen, I know people here in your college talk about us too.. But this chap Loku, he is pain in my !#$.. And made me come here all the way.. And you know how is he.. Nuts.. But know what.. I think he is right.. Though he always is.. But this time I want to thank him for finally realizing me that I am in Love with you.. And believe me that you are one of the most inspiring persons in my life as of now.. After certainly Loku (yeah I had to make that crap as I wanted to save my ass at the end of this whole drama).. So what do you say? Any chances of us being together..” She was still recovering.. By the way.. All of her friends used to be dictated by her.. So such a shock of life can accrue another Pokhran incident in the University campus.. “See Varun.. I don’t know what are you saying.. But I think I need to go.. One of my friend Swati is waiting for me and we had to go to some place.. Can we talk later.. (well by that she meant.. She wanted to delay my murder a little longer)..” .. “Wait wait.. Before you go, I think I must tell you.. (Run for your life.. Dear.. Run.. It was my internal communication channel).. I am not Varun.. I am Loku.. Hope you know me.. ” “What!! You.. “.. And how I love Swati that very moment for jumping right in and saving me..

Well yeah.. That was the first meeting we had.. And then.. Rest is history.. I mean.. I am in the ring and she is the Ring Master.. I know its not one of those Love at first sight story.. But I had a kick for that prank.. And to maintain balance and none of ass to be felt as left out.. I got two.. One from her and one from Varun.. Wow!! Sometimes I do think my life is so well balanced.. Haha..

So, what exactly is keeping us going for so long.. Well I have been fortunate.. Why.. Cuz I could always avoid the question .. “Why do you love me.. ?? .. What do you like in me the most..??.. And likes of so many of “You bet you caught me” kind of questions.. For which no boy will ever want to answer until it is made compulsory for going THAT any extra mile.. Its not that we don’t know the answers.. But just that.. We don’t remember what we told you last time.. So we avoid it answering at the first place it self.. And then.. We have quite similar tastes.. I like to dress fancy and she equally enjoys kicking my butt for that.. So there is this mutual understanding.. That I won’t deprive her of her enjoyment and she doesn’t of mine.. She is extra hot when it comes to temper.. And mind it she can blow your lungs..take your heart out.. And smash it in front of you and all that with no smile.. And yeah.. She knows where you face is.. So punching is just taken for granted.. While I always had a flavor of those violent moments.. I am currently at my excitement peak.. And the best part.. I don’t miss her.. Even though I am at 1500Km far off place.. Because my body still aches for our “You are so going to be belted loku!!”.. Its just that I can’t help myself.. And contrary to hers, I think my genetical analysis will surely put me in the closets of deep frozen people.. EXTRA cool..

Fun apart.. She has been the most wonderful and sweetest things to happen to me.. Ya!! I agree I had to throw out 90% of my wardrobe collection which could have sold for a million or zillion of dollars on the name of Modern Art.. But its ok.. Some sacrifice you have to make.. (And SOME here resonates with ALL) .. We are certainly the greatest chaps together.. If I say.. I still remember.. “No this is not possible.. To.. Hey when are you coming back” journey.. And I really thank God for being so grateful to me.. Blessing with first a good friend..then a best friend..and finally a mate for life..

On this beautiful occasion of Valentine’s Day.. I want to wish all you beautiful couple a very best of journey that is yet to come.. And as for us.. We are still fighting over .. Her falling for me cuz of my bravery to play such prank to virtually a real lady Don..

Cheers

Loku

PS: I am yet to recover from the shocking reading of my life.. Oh Shit, Not again!.. I will be posting on that too.. Soon.. And Yeah I got my broadband connection.. Airtel you surely suck when it comes to Customer Service and TATA you rock darling..

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